I'm gonna let you down slow on that one, Han. I might be a drunk asshole, but I'm a cop.

[ Are those scruples?? He has them? ]

You and your buddies are already breaking enough laws to get you locked up till the ice caps finish fucking melting. The way I see it, "stealing" from you is a victimless crime.

[ Needless to say, his eyes light up at the sight of the booze. He's got simple needs. ]

How much you want for it?