office hours: round 1.

[foo_bar]

office hours daily. i'm here to help... i think.

(screened PCs with han)

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[foo_bar]

Mais pourquoi?

[said sardonically, he's too drunk to try and remember his french now, in a serious manner]

What's quicker than a beheading?

[he's not bitter.]

[donotlick]

Yeah, in public? Just like old goddamn times.

[ He grumbles. He definitely lives close enough to Canada to understand French, alright. ]

[foo_bar]

[french is great, just not when you half speak it and are drunk.

or maybe that's the best time, who knows.]

Just like old times.

[he lifts his head]

Okay. Okay. Ooookay maybe diff'rent top...topic...

[donotlick]

Yeah, death and alcohol don't really go so well together -- not unless you're looking to end up like me.

[ And again, Hank is 100% convinced he's disgustingly unattractive, so you don't want to end up like him. ]

How 'bout you tell me something that isn't totally shitty? Or fuck, I dunno, have you talked to Megumi about the Vivienne thing yet?

[foo_bar]

No.

[hank stop it, why are you so insecure???]

Nnnnnot yet. It's fine.

[but also he's hitting on every single Thing eating at Han this week]

[donotlick]

[ He's a detective for a reason, buddy. ]

So have you talked to Hale then? Because he's been super chatty with me this week.

[foo_bar]

No! I fucking hate him!

[he snaps at that one.]

He creeps me out.

[donotlick]

[ Tell us how you really feel, Han. ]

Yeah? Cause he thought you were H up until we spoke way so I figured maybe he was like, weirdly chummy with you.

[foo_bar]

He is.

[and he hates it, he hates him, and he hates everything right now.]

He wants me to run... run this stupid course, but... wants all of you to like me. Like me? Because if you trust maybe you'll be successful.

It's fucking stupid, I fucking hate it.

[donotlick]

I mean, you're a pretty nice guy, Han. Can't say you're particularly failing in that department.

[ But yeah, Hank shrugs. ]

This whole program's bullshit though, I can see why you'd be pissed. What's "successful" even supposed to be here? Not dying?

[foo_bar]

Not dying.

[he agrees, and looks a little miserable.]

Not dying is it.

[fuck, he puts his head down. why did they start talking about hale, and then not dying.]

[donotlick]

Hey, at least everybody here's good at that.

[ Sorry, Han... he kind of thought they would trash Hale for a bit and then things would get better. ]

Not dying's easier than it looks, I mean even I can do it.