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Han Young ([personal profile] foo_bar) wrote2018-08-11 11:06 pm
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office hours: round 1.

office hours daily. i'm here to help... i think.

(screened PCs with han)
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-08-16 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, don't ask me, I've only ever seen one of those things and it was -- it was defending itself.

So yeah, it's fucked up, but androids aren't programmed to have self-preservation. They're not human.
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-08-16 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, exactly. They're getting smarter.

[ Hank shudders. He doesn't like the sound of that. ]

They're perfect machines that are stronger, smarter and never need food or get tired. Like humans but better. They already made everything else obsolete, why not try humans next?
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-08-16 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
.......

[ Hank stares at him. Long and hard and... real confused. ]

Androids don't "do their best." They do what they're programmed to do.
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-08-17 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's kinda hard to call it an "ability" when it's something that was coded in from the start. They're not programmed to make mistakes, they're programmed for perfection.

[ Is he really having this conversation, he's gonna feel like such a dick in a few weeks. ]

Lemme put it this way. I could train for years on how to draw a perfect circle. And maybe I'd get it once or twice, but being human, I'd make mistakes. Androids all get it right on the first try. They don't gotta train or hope they'll do it right -- they just do.
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-08-18 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
You're admitting they're tools, you know that?

[ He shakes his head. ]

They do that because somebody programmed them to. Which... I guess is why you're so in love with the idea, ain't it?
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-08-18 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, they're perfect, But they got no creativity. No soul.

And yeah, I know some people can suck. Androids aren't like that. The ones I've seen are either a blank slate, real good at faking it or so fucked up that they start killing people. Not a whole lot of in between.
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-08-18 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much, yeah.

[ He shrugs. He'll change his mind later, I promise!! ]

My world's different. I didn't grow up with androids like some of the people your age.
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-08-18 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ You bring up a very good point, sir. ]

....Okay, how the fuck does that work, exactly?

I mean, maybe not "exactly." Use English, I'm not a rocket scientist.
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-08-18 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Great, so he's the only guy who knows anything... like the shit with the time travel and the being from different dimensions and shit. That's all him?
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-08-18 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Way to not answer. Hank will remember that. ]

Just a tip, but relationships built on lies tend to fucking blow up in your face.

Not that I'm complaining, I'm happy to offer my services.
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-08-18 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, we can all hope, huh?

[ Oho, he's gonna get to the bottom of this if it kills him. Which it might! ]
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-08-18 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Some people are just assholes. That's why humans invented alcohol, to help 'em deal with all the bullshit.

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