office hours: round 1.

[foo_bar]

office hours daily. i'm here to help... i think.

(screened PCs with han)

Comments

[donotlick]

Yeah, they're the world's most powerful organization and they basically own everything, so we're fucked. But it's not like anybody can stop 'em, so what can you do?

[ Keep drinking, buddy. Get nice and wasted. ]

Pretty sure they made androids capable of going deviant ages ago and just swept it under the rug so the media wouldn't catch wind of it.

[foo_bar]

Wunner why... strange, eh?

[and then. another sip.]

But still. Yougot the best dang partner.

[donotlick]

Might be Kamski was behind it. Who knows, that dude's been MIA for like ten years.

[ Han sure seems to like talking about Connor... Time to try something out. ]

Oh, hey, that reminds me. Connor wanted me to ask you something.

[foo_bar]

Hm? Whassat?

[his face is getting red-- curse you, Asian flush. but more importantly, Hank is right to note that when he's drunk, he wants to talk about Connor.

w e i r d.]

[donotlick]

[ gross. but he'll use it to his advantage. ]

Do you know anybody named Jules? Or James?

[foo_bar]

Jules, nerrherdovim. But James. That's a common... name.

[he sips again.]

[donotlick]

So you know a guy? Named James?

[ Hank takes a sip. ]

Connor seemed real interested in him.

[foo_bar]

I mean.

[he seems to be thinking]

James is... the president. Of the school yeah, shom... shomething like that.

[a sip]

Dude's weird... eh...

[donotlick]

Oh, yeah? What's he like? He got a last name?

[ Hank's gonna raid your office if you keep this up, man. Oh well, he's smirking behind his glass because this is hilarious. ]

[foo_bar]

I don't know. He nerr comes out. He nerr sends emails.

This guy. Thish guy. He's up to some shady... shit.

[another sip, and then he puts his head down on the desk]

[donotlick]

The real Head Dick, huh.

[ Hank speaks one last time, just to check if Han really fell asleep. Did he? What a lightweight. ]

You still with me, Han?

[foo_bar]

[he's... he's close.... but also yes. he's a lightweight.]

Wha...

[donotlick]

Sleep it off, buddy.

[ Hank pets his head. And proceeds to sift around his belongings for booze and get a good look at his desk because. It's not like Han is gonna stop him. ]

[foo_bar]

[there's all sorts of papers, but in the desk, there are framed photoes. It looks like it's han with some random family? Two parents, and two children. And then Han in the middle, smiling teenager. But the family is white.]

[donotlick]

[ Oh........... aw, Han. That's cute? Hank's gonna keep sifting around for other stuff, maybe some sticky notes to leave his buddy a message? ]

[foo_bar]

[they are definitely in his desk!]

[donotlick]

[ Oh, good!! Hank is gonna leave him a fun sticky note, then. ]

Thanks for the booze! Maybe next time you'll hold your liquor better, big guy.