Do I seriously have to remind you that you're the one fucking him? What, are you trying to taunt me? "Let's make fun of the old man who's got a creepy crush on the android twink." Yeah, ha-ha, hilarious.
[ Ah, drunk Han is coming out... which means it's time for bad decisions? Probably. Maybe Han will just remember this as a blur tomorrow. Either way, Hank just keeps going... ]
Good! I don't wanna hear whatever hot, freaky shit you two are getting up to. Bad enough you're both fucking hot.
Hey, I was serious about the Connor thing. He's your responsibility now, too. If I find out you've been lying to him or some shit, there's gonna be hell to pay.
[ Somehow the threat doesn't feel as dangerous now, but he means it!! ]
Yeah, he's got a million fucking things in his head and a million processors trying to work through 'em all. He thinks he's got it all under control, but... I still worry about him.
Yeah, who fucking knows. Not like he's the highest-ranked asshole in this shithole, anyway.
[ Middle-management asshole... ]
Just seems fucking stupid. We all know killing is bad -- making this shit 'an eye for an eye' when they're offering up motives is like bringing red ice to a rehab place and then arresting people for taking it. Maybe don't fucking do that shit, if you're just gonna kill 'em!
He could at least stop with the fucking execution. Give the dead some damn respect.
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[ And yet, he keeps talking. He can't stop? ]
Do I seriously have to remind you that you're the one fucking him? What, are you trying to taunt me? "Let's make fun of the old man who's got a creepy crush on the android twink." Yeah, ha-ha, hilarious.
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We-- we can drop it. Itsh fine!
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Good! I don't wanna hear whatever hot, freaky shit you two are getting up to. Bad enough you're both fucking hot.
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I'm gonna r'member this. Gonna give you soooo much shit about it.
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Shut the fuck up, no you won't! You're a lightweight and we both know it.
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[he waves off his concern.]
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[ Hank, you're the one who invited yourself over... ]
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[he grabs the bottle.]
S'pose this one's hit right...
[time for another drink]
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Hey, I was serious about the Connor thing. He's your responsibility now, too. If I find out you've been lying to him or some shit, there's gonna be hell to pay.
[ Somehow the threat doesn't feel as dangerous now, but he means it!! ]
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I'mmmmm not lying.
[at least, not as far as he knows??]
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[ Thatta boy, Han! That's the Hank Anderson way. ]
Connor's not some damn machine. He'd pretend nothing ever bothers him, but I know him better than that.
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[a pause]
Even if you're used to them. But I... I know he's got stuff going on. That he's trying to ggget to the bottom of... all this shit.
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[he pauses and stares at the bottle. a million things, and yet. han is the one here trying to figure out what the fuck to do with himself.
He exhales, and then pushes the whiskey away.]
Shit. You're right. Hhhhhere I am, slackin' off like... like a loser, eh... And you guys... rrrr trying hard.
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Just take a load off, man. Connor might be an android who [ airquotes ] "never gets tired," but we're not.
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Nnnot long enough, apparently. Apprently? No wait, I said it right the first time.
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[ Hank waves a hand. This is maybe a little awful but... ]
Grantaire was a fucking asshole. He knew what he was getting into.
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[he says it slowly, and deliberately, to hide his slurring just a bit.]
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Can't you, I dunno, make some kinda fucking jail or something? Does Hale really have to kill these people?
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I dunno.
I fucking have no clue.
[he lets his head fall back and he stares at the ceiling]
Bbbbut I doubt he'd let us.
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[ Middle-management asshole... ]
Just seems fucking stupid. We all know killing is bad -- making this shit 'an eye for an eye' when they're offering up motives is like bringing red ice to a rehab place and then arresting people for taking it. Maybe don't fucking do that shit, if you're just gonna kill 'em!
He could at least stop with the fucking execution. Give the dead some damn respect.
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Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, this shit's barbaric, eh.
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Right? That was fucking too much. Just... I dunno. Take him out back and make it quick or something, shit.
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[said sardonically, he's too drunk to try and remember his french now, in a serious manner]
What's quicker than a beheading?
[he's not bitter.]
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[ He grumbles. He definitely lives close enough to Canada to understand French, alright. ]
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