Do I seriously have to remind you that you're the one fucking him? What, are you trying to taunt me? "Let's make fun of the old man who's got a creepy crush on the android twink." Yeah, ha-ha, hilarious.
[ Ah, drunk Han is coming out... which means it's time for bad decisions? Probably. Maybe Han will just remember this as a blur tomorrow. Either way, Hank just keeps going... ]
Good! I don't wanna hear whatever hot, freaky shit you two are getting up to. Bad enough you're both fucking hot.
Hey, I was serious about the Connor thing. He's your responsibility now, too. If I find out you've been lying to him or some shit, there's gonna be hell to pay.
[ Somehow the threat doesn't feel as dangerous now, but he means it!! ]
Yeah, he's got a million fucking things in his head and a million processors trying to work through 'em all. He thinks he's got it all under control, but... I still worry about him.
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Yeah, what is it?
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I'm not-- I'm not jealous.
[ is that why you got an eden club ad in your regains, hank ]
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1/2
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I got punched for this, so's the least you can do is tell me why. You told me you hated androids, that they were dangerous.
How was I supposed to know?
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[ He grumbles!! He's blushing too, this is awful?? ]
The key word here is hated. I didn't know any androids before, now I know Connor's not some fucking toaster. It's not the same!
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Shit.
[that's all he's got, Hank. Literally, all he's got.]
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[ And yet, he keeps talking. He can't stop? ]
Do I seriously have to remind you that you're the one fucking him? What, are you trying to taunt me? "Let's make fun of the old man who's got a creepy crush on the android twink." Yeah, ha-ha, hilarious.
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We-- we can drop it. Itsh fine!
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Good! I don't wanna hear whatever hot, freaky shit you two are getting up to. Bad enough you're both fucking hot.
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I'm gonna r'member this. Gonna give you soooo much shit about it.
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Shut the fuck up, no you won't! You're a lightweight and we both know it.
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[he waves off his concern.]
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[ Hank, you're the one who invited yourself over... ]
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[he grabs the bottle.]
S'pose this one's hit right...
[time for another drink]
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Hey, I was serious about the Connor thing. He's your responsibility now, too. If I find out you've been lying to him or some shit, there's gonna be hell to pay.
[ Somehow the threat doesn't feel as dangerous now, but he means it!! ]
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I'mmmmm not lying.
[at least, not as far as he knows??]
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[ Thatta boy, Han! That's the Hank Anderson way. ]
Connor's not some damn machine. He'd pretend nothing ever bothers him, but I know him better than that.
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[a pause]
Even if you're used to them. But I... I know he's got stuff going on. That he's trying to ggget to the bottom of... all this shit.
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[he pauses and stares at the bottle. a million things, and yet. han is the one here trying to figure out what the fuck to do with himself.
He exhales, and then pushes the whiskey away.]
Shit. You're right. Hhhhhere I am, slackin' off like... like a loser, eh... And you guys... rrrr trying hard.
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Just take a load off, man. Connor might be an android who [ airquotes ] "never gets tired," but we're not.
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Nnnot long enough, apparently. Apprently? No wait, I said it right the first time.
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