[ Hank waves a hand, dismissing it. Look, he's very good at suppressing his emotions. It's fine. It comes with age. You just pretend to be cool with it and keep on trucking. ]
I actually figured I should've given you this talk instead of the, uh, last. Thing. You know. Which is to say...
[ Hank starts laughing. Oh, Han, you are such a fucking nerd. ]
What, this your first time dating somebody or what? I'm just setting shit straight.
[ He smirks again, that same look in his eyes. ]
I want you to think about me every time you think about doing something or saying something that could hurt Connor. And when you do, and my face pops into your head, you're gonna think long and hard about whether or not that thing you're gonna do or say is really that important.
[ He shrugs!!! This is fine. ]
But I'm sure you'd never do anything to hurt him, right? So we're fine.
[ Good. Fuck, why is he cute though. Why is Hank surrounded by all these hot twinks? Jesus. He laughs it off. ]
Yeah, well it's my first time being friends with an android, period, so I feel you there. It's weird enough getting him to talk about his feelings, can't imagine what it's like when you're sleeping with 'im.
[ Ah, but he does imagine. This thread is getting really accidentally thirsty. ]
Do I seriously have to remind you that you're the one fucking him? What, are you trying to taunt me? "Let's make fun of the old man who's got a creepy crush on the android twink." Yeah, ha-ha, hilarious.
[ Ah, drunk Han is coming out... which means it's time for bad decisions? Probably. Maybe Han will just remember this as a blur tomorrow. Either way, Hank just keeps going... ]
Good! I don't wanna hear whatever hot, freaky shit you two are getting up to. Bad enough you're both fucking hot.
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[he looks a little awkward at that conversation starter. Fuck. right.
He'd almost forgotten, in the rush of everything that week.]
I mean... Yes... Sorry. This is awkward because of me.
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[ Hank waves a hand, dismissing it. Look, he's very good at suppressing his emotions. It's fine. It comes with age. You just pretend to be cool with it and keep on trucking. ]
I actually figured I should've given you this talk instead of the, uh, last. Thing. You know. Which is to say...
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If you hurt him, Han, I don't care what rules this shitty place has. I don't care how good friends we are. I'll fucking end you.
[ He pauses in silence, letting it stretch on for a few seconds before leaning back. ]
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he just stares at him, silent for a long time. he needs a good answer, to stand up for himself.
somehow...]
.... Sorry, I have no clue how to respond to this.
[this is good.]
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What, this your first time dating somebody or what? I'm just setting shit straight.
[ He smirks again, that same look in his eyes. ]
I want you to think about me every time you think about doing something or saying something that could hurt Connor. And when you do, and my face pops into your head, you're gonna think long and hard about whether or not that thing you're gonna do or say is really that important.
[ He shrugs!!! This is fine. ]
But I'm sure you'd never do anything to hurt him, right? So we're fine.
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[he finally exhales and laughs a little nervously, his cheeks turning red.]
But this is my first time dating an American Android, I'm claiming ignorance.
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Yeah, well it's my first time being friends with an android, period, so I feel you there. It's weird enough getting him to talk about his feelings, can't imagine what it's like when you're sleeping with 'im.
[ Ah, but he does imagine. This thread is getting really accidentally thirsty. ]
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[it's hitting. at least a little bit.]
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Yeah, what is it?
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I'm not-- I'm not jealous.
[ is that why you got an eden club ad in your regains, hank ]
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1/2
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I got punched for this, so's the least you can do is tell me why. You told me you hated androids, that they were dangerous.
How was I supposed to know?
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[ He grumbles!! He's blushing too, this is awful?? ]
The key word here is hated. I didn't know any androids before, now I know Connor's not some fucking toaster. It's not the same!
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Shit.
[that's all he's got, Hank. Literally, all he's got.]
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[ And yet, he keeps talking. He can't stop? ]
Do I seriously have to remind you that you're the one fucking him? What, are you trying to taunt me? "Let's make fun of the old man who's got a creepy crush on the android twink." Yeah, ha-ha, hilarious.
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We-- we can drop it. Itsh fine!
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Good! I don't wanna hear whatever hot, freaky shit you two are getting up to. Bad enough you're both fucking hot.
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I'm gonna r'member this. Gonna give you soooo much shit about it.
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Shut the fuck up, no you won't! You're a lightweight and we both know it.
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[he waves off his concern.]
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[ Hank, you're the one who invited yourself over... ]
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